Basically we don’t commit to hoes until we are 26 years of age. This is an appropriate time to get your shit together and wife up because your fam will probably be up your ass for still being single. After this age you will probably start getting wrinkles and no manz will really want to wife you up. Your peak is over honey. Then you’re fucked. Unless you invest in some good botox (also eye creams work wonders…just gonna leave this here).
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About Our Leader:
You are in good hands. You will be guided by the most trustworthy, committed 26 club member. I will teach you the ways. The ways of the rave and the ways of avoiding fuckbois. You will be smarter than all their games.